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So I only look fat . . . it's only an optical illusion . . . yes!!!! I'm not really fat!!  | | |
| So I read this list about you know you are from ny when . . . and I took some of the things that were true:
- Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
- The subway makes sense.
- You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
- You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
- You consider Westchester "upstate".
- You think Central Park is "nature."
- You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
- You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
- You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
- You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
- You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
- Being truly alone makes you nervous.
- You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.
- America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.
- You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.
- Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.
- You don't notice sirens anymore.
- You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.
- You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.
- Your door has more than three locks.
- You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.
- You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.
- You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.
- You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.
- You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.
- There is no North and South . . . It's uptown or downtown.
- When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.
- You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.
- Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.
- You know what a bodega is.
- You
know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you
can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's
hats.
- Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....
- You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas.
- When you are able to make a right turn at a red light.. you think it's the best thing ever.
- Rather than waiting safely on the sidewalk to cross the street, you
wait inches away from speeding traffic waiting to cut through it.
- Your local news is national news.
- You walk a mile in 13 minutes and think that everything should be open 24/7.
- You think you know better than everyone else in the world.. when in reality.. well.. you do.
- Yellow light means speed up.
- Communicating with people on the road only takes one finger.
- You order your dinner and have it delivered.. from the place across the street.
- You cross the street on a greenlight, and if you get hit by a car you
blame the driver for "not watching where they're going.
- You
can tell a gunshot from a firecracker and not get scared, but when you
go to the burbs you get scared of hearing a cricket.
- You know the lights above the skyscrapers is the closest thing we have to stars. | | |
| Dr. Kevorkian is my Hero. I've never seen someone stand up for someone else's rights like that. Too bad he will not be participating in any more assisted suicides . . . I believe he made a difference in this world.
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| May 25: Fergie
June 1: Daughtry
June 8: Robin Thicke
June 15: Brad Paisley
June 22: Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana
June 29: Patti LaBelle
July 6: Norah Jones
July 13: TBA
July 20: John Mayer
July 27: Sugarland
Aug. 3: John Legend Source: ABC News | | |
| So on Sun Brian and I had a picnic at the beach. As we were driving back I thought I wonder if bird poop ever got into someones car. The thought that popped into my head was that a bird would fly perpendicular to a car and as it was flying by he/she would poop and it would go right into the car through the open window. How funny would that be! Has it ever happened to anyone? LOL.
Ok retardedness aside, this is the first time I'm really applying for a job. All my other jobs have actually been offered to me. I have no idea wth I'm suppose to do. I keep checking my e-mail for any responses by so far I only have one e-mail in which I have to fill out a questionaire. I applied for these jobs on Sat and I haven't really heard from anyone. Is that a bad sign?
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